nce upon a time in a far away land a prince masturbated in his Macaroni. The prince was a douchebag, but then One winters night an old BITCH came to his doorstep and as punishment she transformed him into a hideous fag.
Wubcake was eating Chinese food watching North Twerk his extra thicc ass on her computer screen while he made whale sounds blasting dubstep. Suddenly the Chinese food started talking in Ching Chong tongue. Wubcake screamed and threw the box across the room and rice and king pao chicken littered the floor. She stared at the box with large eyes and the box floated up and approached her. The box opened a tiny hole and came out a orange chicken shaped like a one eyed snake. Wubcake slapped it away and ran for her life but thankfully her dog rescued her and did cute doge stuff cause doges are cute.
Meanwhile North was talking to Aria about how he didn't like sand, while drinking Monster brewed from the finest mountain monks that put bull splooge into the drink but when North was about to cum in British Aria whipped out her dick and started humping a gorilla. The gorilla beat its chest and started to release the greenest anal snake North has ever seen. He used his underwear as a mask to cover the smell of the anus pie the gorilla left while Aria still rubbed her wonder muscle inside of the gorillas wormhole. North then pulled out a bowl of noodles out of his nose and threw it at some dude that had a fetish for noodles. North then ate moms spaghetti and had to snap back to reality OH THERE GOES GRAVITY!
Meanwhile Angel was being best granddaughter and that's it cause she's a innocent cinnamon roll too pure for this world.
Meanwhile Alex did a doing of a watch of Vroom vrooms and slept in a donut.
Ruby was watching TV while a Banana came to life to rummage through her kitchen to eat all her gummies and molest apples so basically a food orgy but a chocolate pop tart whipped out his giant diamond hard cockolate and had sex with the Oreo flavored pop tart. The mollymcbutter was in the corner jacking off to all this while Ruby just watched TV.
Crystal on the other hand was fiddling a hammer and accidentally threw it and it fucking landed on a giant cake taking its cake dog for a cake walk. The cake screamed in agony but crystal showed no mercy. She ate all the cakes in sight performing mass genocide of the cake race.
Phoenix ate 5 pounds of skittles and turned into a skittle for the rest of his life he came and shit skittles.
Connor was squatting in a car with vodka being cheeki breeki while wearing nothing but a bra writing stupid fanfictions making people laugh cause har har so funny but then he flew to outer space to poop on the moon.
Then God shoved his eternal cock in something and got it pregnant the End