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"Long ago in a distant land I Flash Sentry the waifu stealing master unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the world of Fandom land." "But a magic pony girl with bacon scented hair wielding a foolish sword stepped forth to oppose me..." Flashes Vietnam flashbacks triggered as the images of Sunset delivering his pizza with a sword during the fateful battle. "Before the final blow was struck I tore my ass open and flung her into the future!"

Flash slams the book closed "the End!!!!"
Adagio rings Flashes doorbell on his apartment door dressed in the kind of clothing that says "were on a date" she was hoping this could another date that didn't get weird like the last two. Five minutes passed and she rung again still nothing....she sighed and turned to leave when suddenly the door flung open there stood Flash himself wearing nothing but a black bra and panties with heavy make up on his face and wearing very tall heels. He walked towards Adagio with flamboyant enthusiasm and burst into song

"Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha!"

"Why are you like this?" Adagio asked with tears in her eyes face palming.

"We still going on that date?" Flash asked

Adagio climbed onto the balcony and jumped off the third story stairway.

The End.
"Long ago in a distant land I Flash Sentry the waifu stealing master unleashed an unspeakable evil upon the world of Fandom land." "But a magic pony girl with bacon scented hair wielding a foolish sword stepped forth to oppose me..." Flashes Vietnam flashbacks triggered as the images of Sunset delivering his pizza with a sword during the fateful battle. "Before the final blow was struck I tore my ass open and flung her into the future!"

Flash slams the book closed "the End!!!!"

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Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts, that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

Abraham Lincoln.
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Mahou-Kitsune Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
It;s demon fox'1 moved accounts
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah ok! Thanks for the heads up!
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CreativeComets Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You deserve a watch,good sir.
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaw thank you <3
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Pseudopandemonium Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hi O_o
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi there!
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Pseudopandemonium Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whats up
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not much how bout you
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Tarascha Featured By Owner May 5, 2016
Here you are with those batshit crazy stories...time for a reading spree~
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are in for some fun lol
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