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Angel was making mud pies and poking ant hills with a dildo when she saw Wubcake walking up wearing a salmon suit. "BOI da fuk u waring m8" Angel said while wearing a horse mask. "FISH you know it's fuck a Fish day!" Wubcake said holding up a actual Salmon. North came running from the tree line butt ass naked at light speed as his ball sack slapped against his thighs. When he found his two bois he cracked open a cold one and took a shit down the ant hill so the queen ant can thrive her colony on his shit.

Alex was eating Taco Bell when a senile old faggot came barging in through the door raving about a tickling sensation in his asshole. "Woah slow down Maurice!" Alex said slamming his taco into the portal of hell. The old man turned to him "don't let your vagina just queef...let your vagina have relief" he gave Alex a tampon to put in his butthole whenever the butt goblins came out at night.

Meanwhile Angel, North, and Wubcake were talking about how Germans had sex and that it was a strange phenomenon. North interrupted them when he slams his dong onto a gong and summoned his schlong samurai's they whipped out their dickies and started flossing their asscracks with the tree bark they cut off with their wee wees. Angel did a 360 no scope on a dorito and Taco dropped the chip while Wubcake fought hand to gland combat against a well trained one eyed snake. When Wubcake put the snake in a chokehold and used deviant art fart fetish as her weapon the snake fucking died.

Angel played go fish with a gold fish and ate chicken nuggets and became a cinnamon too pure for the world and made her grand exit splashing everyone with white Icing.

North Gave Wubcake a seductive face and she returned his gaze with the same face. They knew what was next....buttcheek wrestling. They placed their asses together and began to clench and unclench their buttcheeks it was a battle so fierce that Earth itself began to clench its butt cheeks.

Alex was then slapping Maurice with a chuck of Corn and occasionally inserting it into his ear. Alex grabbed his ankles and lifted him off the ground and started slamming him against a moose who was farting grapes and pissing rice crispies.

Angel was tickling a woman's sausage wallet cause she was eating pineapple on Pizza. When she made a gruesome discovery...she found out what a Cloaca was! She screamed in terror and ran for the hills, her innocent eyes couldn't take it anymore! She ran all the way to Grandpas house where Grandpa Connor himself gave the best hugs and made the best Meatloaf. Grandpas hugs Turned Angel into a Demi god and she bent the whole space time continuum to her will.

North finished flossing his asscrack with the treebark and ran home with his WubWaifu to make tacos. Alex killed Maurice choking him with an onion. Ruby watched TV while Crystal was a actual crystal and blinded people whenever she was in direct sunlight.

Grandpa Connor told more War stories while taking his pills and eating dank memes with his butt. He was watching a porno of Flash and Timber flashing each other on the Television as his favorite scene started playing. Where Flash bent Timber over exposing his Ripe orange butthole and slammed his munchkin chalk deep into his anal cavity.

Everyone lived happily ever after except for Maurice...he's a faggot.
Prologue:Once upon a time in a far away land a prince masturbated in his Macaroni. The prince was a douchebag, but then One winters night an old BITCH came to his doorstep and as punishment she transformed him into a hideous fag.

Wubcake was eating Chinese food watching North Twerk his extra thicc ass on her computer screen while he made whale sounds blasting dubstep. Suddenly the Chinese food started talking in Ching Chong tongue. Wubcake screamed and threw the box across the room and rice and king pao chicken littered the floor. She stared at the box with large eyes and the box floated up and approached her. The box opened a tiny hole and came out a orange chicken shaped like a one eyed snake. Wubcake slapped it away and ran for her life but thankfully her dog rescued her and did cute doge stuff cause doges are cute.

Meanwhile North was talking to Aria about how he didn't like sand, while drinking Monster brewed from the finest mountain monks that put bull splooge into the drink but when North was about to cum in British Aria whipped out her dick and started humping a gorilla. The gorilla beat its chest and started to release the greenest anal snake North has ever seen. He used his underwear as a mask to cover the smell of the anus pie the gorilla left while Aria still rubbed her wonder muscle inside of the gorillas wormhole. North then pulled out a bowl of noodles out of his nose and threw it at some dude that had a fetish for noodles. North then ate moms spaghetti and had to snap back to reality OH THERE GOES GRAVITY!

Meanwhile Angel was being best granddaughter and that's it cause she's a innocent cinnamon roll too pure for this world.

Meanwhile Alex did a doing of a watch of Vroom vrooms and slept in a donut.

Ruby was watching TV while a Banana came to life to rummage through her kitchen to eat all her gummies and molest apples so basically a food orgy but a chocolate pop tart whipped out his giant diamond hard cockolate and had sex with the Oreo flavored pop tart. The mollymcbutter was in the corner jacking off to all this while Ruby just watched TV.

Crystal on the other hand was fiddling a hammer and accidentally threw it and it fucking landed on a giant cake taking its cake dog for a cake walk. The cake screamed in agony but crystal showed no mercy. She ate all the cakes in sight performing mass genocide of the cake race.

Phoenix ate 5 pounds of skittles and turned into a skittle for the rest of his life he came and shit skittles.

Connor was squatting in a car with vodka being cheeki breeki while wearing nothing but a bra writing stupid fanfictions making people laugh cause har har so funny but then he flew to outer space to poop on the moon.

Then God shoved his eternal cock in something and got it pregnant the End

ALAN SNACKBAR
North and Aria were on a date to a river walk on a nice cloudy day. The Air was cool, the clouds were dark, the mood was high. North twiddled his thumbs and peered over to Aria who was spaced out watching the river walk. North fiddled with a pebble and suddenly blurted.
"I don't like sand.....it's coarse and rough and irritating...and it gets everywhere..." Aria looked back at North and smirked. The silence was broken with an Earth shattering, wind blowing, plant killing, Lung burning, ass cheek rippling fart. The End.
Angel was making mud pies and poking ant hills with a dildo when she saw Wubcake walking up wearing a salmon suit. "BOI da fuk u waring m8" Angel said while wearing a horse mask. "FISH you know it's fuck a Fish day!" Wubcake said holding up a actual Salmon. North came running from the tree line butt ass naked at light speed as his ball sack slapped against his thighs. When he found his two bois he cracked open a cold one and took a shit down the ant hill so the queen ant can thrive her colony on his shit.

Alex was eating Taco Bell when a senile old faggot came barging in through the door raving about a tickling sensation in his asshole. "Woah slow down Maurice!" Alex said slamming his taco into the portal of hell. The old man turned to him "don't let your vagina just queef...let your vagina have relief" he gave Alex a tampon to put in his butthole whenever the butt goblins came out at night.

Meanwhile Angel, North, and Wubcake were talking about how Germans had sex and that it was a strange phenomenon. North interrupted them when he slams his dong onto a gong and summoned his schlong samurai's they whipped out their dickies and started flossing their asscracks with the tree bark they cut off with their wee wees. Angel did a 360 no scope on a dorito and Taco dropped the chip while Wubcake fought hand to gland combat against a well trained one eyed snake. When Wubcake put the snake in a chokehold and used deviant art fart fetish as her weapon the snake fucking died.

Angel played go fish with a gold fish and ate chicken nuggets and became a cinnamon too pure for the world and made her grand exit splashing everyone with white Icing.

North Gave Wubcake a seductive face and she returned his gaze with the same face. They knew what was next....buttcheek wrestling. They placed their asses together and began to clench and unclench their buttcheeks it was a battle so fierce that Earth itself began to clench its butt cheeks.

Alex was then slapping Maurice with a chuck of Corn and occasionally inserting it into his ear. Alex grabbed his ankles and lifted him off the ground and started slamming him against a moose who was farting grapes and pissing rice crispies.

Angel was tickling a woman's sausage wallet cause she was eating pineapple on Pizza. When she made a gruesome discovery...she found out what a Cloaca was! She screamed in terror and ran for the hills, her innocent eyes couldn't take it anymore! She ran all the way to Grandpas house where Grandpa Connor himself gave the best hugs and made the best Meatloaf. Grandpas hugs Turned Angel into a Demi god and she bent the whole space time continuum to her will.

North finished flossing his asscrack with the treebark and ran home with his WubWaifu to make tacos. Alex killed Maurice choking him with an onion. Ruby watched TV while Crystal was a actual crystal and blinded people whenever she was in direct sunlight.

Grandpa Connor told more War stories while taking his pills and eating dank memes with his butt. He was watching a porno of Flash and Timber flashing each other on the Television as his favorite scene started playing. Where Flash bent Timber over exposing his Ripe orange butthole and slammed his munchkin chalk deep into his anal cavity.

Everyone lived happily ever after except for Maurice...he's a faggot.

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Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts, that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

Abraham Lincoln.
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