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With all my heart I love my grand children or I mostly call my babies. Grandpa Connor loves you so very much!
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Flash and Sonata were once again on another sex date cause Sonata just loves to mix colors with Flash when he puts his ground beef in her taco. While performing Coitis in multiple positions Flash grabbed the remote to the TV and turned on Felidae and by coincidence the famous scene known by all appeared on screen where the two cat characters were having steamy vegetable sex. Flash raised an eyebrow at Sonata, Sonata looked back puzzled.... "You're not thinking?......oh no...." Flash smirked "ooooh yes...." -OVER DRAMATIC JUMP CUT-

Sonata in the doggy style position was dressed in a cat suit same as Flash "Ugh fuck me...."
"With pleasure..." Flash said in his best Sean Connery impression and filled Sonatas Taco with his soft taco and gave her the sour cream.

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The blue substance will rise again
Sounds of a squeaking bed is heard and the room is barely lit but lit enough to where you could see something or someone if you're close enough and that's what Flash and sonata were doing. Flash once again was getting some pony world poon from the blue siren herself Sonata Dusk. Sonata was riding Flash like a god damn roller coaster suddenly just when Sonata was about to orgasm Flash quickly grabs a boom box and blasts up some beats

"Ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)
Fack fack faaaaaack, (Fuck I am)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming."

Sonata exhales "do you ever not sing lyrics from Eminems FACK whenever we have sex?"

Flash threw on some shades and said while blasting the boom box even louder "Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew ew ew ew"

Sonata just got up and left.... "fucking retard."
With all my heart I love my grand children or I mostly call my babies. Grandpa Connor loves you so very much!

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Connor Joseph Kirk
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Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts, that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

Abraham Lincoln.
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Mahou-Kitsune Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
It;s demon fox'1 moved accounts
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah ok! Thanks for the heads up!
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CreativeComets Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You deserve a watch,good sir.
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaw thank you <3
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Pseudopandemonium Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hi O_o
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi there!
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Pseudopandemonium Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whats up
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not much how bout you
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Tarascha Featured By Owner May 5, 2016
Here you are with those batshit crazy stories...time for a reading spree~
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are in for some fun lol
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