Cr1tikal meets the dazzlings

"What's up everybody it's Cr1tikal, I'm here interviewing the Sparklings...lets do this shit." Adagio interjects "it's....Dazzlings."
"Well fuck just go ahead and drink my orange juice why don't ya." Cr1tikal then Wrote on his clipboard which had no actual words written on it. Just gibberish like Michael J. Fox was trying to draw or something. Cr1tikal then gestured with his wiener towards Adagio to start: she cleared her throat "u-um well ever since the rain booms defeated us we've had desperate times and we ended up having to use desperate measures to make ends meet just to live in this cruel world. Like prostitution and occasionally star in porn videos of various fetishes..." She said trying not to cringe.

Cr1tikal nodded and took a sip of cum from his coffee mug.... "Mind telling me some of the silly things you three chicken molestors do?". Adagio swallowed..."well I had to do cake farting just for 500 dollars...and...and Aria had to...had to do....fuck....SHE HAD TO MASTURBATE WITH A PINECONE!" The audience gasped in shock and Aria began tearing up "my vagina still is sore from the hospital visit..." She covered her face with her hands. Sonata then spoke up with enthusiasm "I had to use a Gloreo hole! I'd put my hand through a hole and hand out Oreos!" Cr1tikal farted and looked towards sonata with interest. "So you enjoy passing out cumreos through a hole to starving Syrian refugees?" Sonata gleefully nodded "YUP!"

Cr1tikal spanked his right ass cheek and chuckles "you blue skinned dr drakken rule 63 hoe how dare you prevent Santa clause from acquiring more elves for Christmas?! I must save christmas!" Cr1tikal jumped up and with the force of a thousand suns bitch slapped Sonatas tits off her chest with his mighty ogre sized womb broom. But it was no use...sonata just regrew her gargantuan dragon tits with double the size per each time Cr1tikal slapped them off with his schlong.

"Looks like desperate times call for unsafe anus insertions." Cr1tikal donned a hazmat suit and Olympic dived right into sonatas anus to find the source of boob growth to stop her tits from growing so big it consumes the Earth.

Once inside cr1tikal saw all kinds of atrocities laid about in the wet tunnel of sonatas blue bowels. Cr1tikal could have sworn he saw Hitler himself in the fetal position rocking back and forth drenched in ass juice and blue substances. Cr1tikal journeyed even further and found the source! Aha! A oversized leaf blower was inflating her fake tits this whole time! "Well shove a stick up my ass and lick me like a Popsicle I've found it!" Cr1tikal looked for a plug and had no luck so he dove onto the leaf blower and inserted his Flaccid cock into the leaf blower and proceeded to spray his love nectar into the blower until it started to overflow. A booming voice was then heard "O-Ooh Jesus Christ" sonata moaned. Cr1tikal knew that he needed to hurry before sonata's sphincter would close and trap Cr1tikal inside forever!

With quick thinking he placed an onion grenade into the leaf blower and pulled the pin and made his escape through sonatas Flappy moist poon hole. Cr1tikal moisterized with blue juice force fed a water melon down Arias throat and put a cheeto sculpted penis into Adagios hair.

Cr1tikal then snapped his fingers and his clothes disappeared and all that was left was a veiny throbbing wiener. Cr1tikal shoved it into an orange and started pissing orange juice into a cup and drank it. With one last smack on Adagios ass he jumped out the window and landed into his getaway car and sped off...

THE END.