Shortest story ever

Fluttershy puts a porcupine in her vagina and goes to the hospital cause she's a dumb pink haired hoe.
Adagio eats her hair, Aria fucks trees, sonata drinks blue substance.
Flash sentry steals your waifus and fucks them too leaving his nuts hanging out.

Gory Gory what a hell of a way to die.
Principal Cinch vaginally rides celestias nose while celestia breathes in stanky pussy.
Faith and guts and rifle butts left a trail of blood stained dust.
Starlight glazes Twilights donuts at 3 AM.

Put on your boots your parachutes get all those gliders ready to attack today for well be gone into the dawn fight them all the 82nd way! Sunset shimmer eats her own feces and makes rainbow chicken.
Scootaloo eats out sweetie belles dirty butthole in front of applebloom.

Spike puts his scaly sharp scales into rarity's ear and slits her throat with his penis
Rainbow dash goes to Taco Bell and masturbates in the bathrooms
Applejack fits 15 apples in her vagina
Granny Smith makes hentai Great again
Big Mac makes Equestria great again
Celestias fat ass can't hit a gym.