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Adventures of Connor and North: the furious swim
A long time ago in a House far far away in England North was arguing with his son Ronnoc who was arguing with him over sexual positions like the crunchitize me captain or if Anal is even real sex. “Boi I will proceed to stick my reproductive organ into your dish of Boiled water with noodles and other livestock or vegetables” North was Taken aback “Child of mine....I am thousands and thousands of miles away from you, you wouldn’t make it to me.” Connoreah made a determined anime look “North Kun that is a challenge I cannot turn down!” Ronnoc ripped his clothes off revealing a body of an Olympian and ra
Flash and Timbers Brokeback mountain fishing trip
Flash, and Timber we’re out in the woods camping. Flash was tending to the fire cooking his Fartasaurous Baked Beans when Timber pokes his head out like a penis head through foreskin. “Hey....you cold?” Flash glances back “a little bit” Timber gestures with a hand “why don’t you come inside”.
Flash enters the tent and plops down to his side resting his head on his arm with Timber laying next to him. Flash looks over his shoulder “hey man...no homo right?” Timber responds with “yeah man no homo we cool”
There was then an awkward silence when Timber reaches his arm over F
CORNIE DOGS
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I WANT YOUR MEAT
FILL MY HOLES WITH ALL YOUR CORNY BEEF
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I FEEL SO WEAK
BRING MY HOLES ONTO THE VERY BRINK
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
GIVE ME BELIEF
I DON’T WANT NO TINY LITTLE QUEEF
The Ebolaween Sus party
(Warning for all you new people: The paragraph and sentence structuring and all that fancy shit is butchered and awful cause I'm lazy and it just adds spice to the meat.)
It was a dark and gay as fuck stormy night, Boo Boo and Forkie were looking for the sus. But not before Angel took Yorkie by the hand and got close to her face. "Y-Yorkie...give me the fruit loops" Yorkie raised an eyebrow "hmm your wish is my command my kitten." She pulled back her cape revealing a giant bag of fruit loops. She opened the bag with the Force and began pouring it down upon Angels face. "U-u-uh Yorkie its pouring all over me...give me more of your cereal!" Yo
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