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S O C K by ARMYTR00PER S O C K :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 0 TARZAN THE GORILLA FUCKER by ARMYTR00PER TARZAN THE GORILLA FUCKER :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 1 B U L G E by ARMYTR00PER B U L G E :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 0 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 3 0 Attack on Titan looks pretty Lit by ARMYTR00PER Attack on Titan looks pretty Lit :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 0 P O K E by ARMYTR00PER P O K E :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 0 H A I R by ARMYTR00PER H A I R :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 3 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 3 1 When you spot a girl with a Gears of War shirt. by ARMYTR00PER When you spot a girl with a Gears of War shirt. :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 3 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 2 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 2 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 2 0 Untitled by ARMYTR00PER Untitled :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 2 0 Outlast 2 (2017) by ARMYTR00PER Outlast 2 (2017) :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 4 0 When she squirts too hard  by ARMYTR00PER When she squirts too hard :iconarmytr00per:ARMYTR00PER 1 0

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I'm done with this depression shit man, it's so tiring I just want to be done. No more please.
Wubcake and North Bridge the aliens that just chill on their ship orbiting earth out of sight. We're having hot alien kiss matches when out of curiosity wanted to know how humans mated. So Wubcake turned on the computer and went to humanity's handy dandy pornhub. They found a 18 and Covered in jizz video and watched it. As each minute passed they became more confused but suddenly terrified. "S-so this is how humans mate?!" Wubs said shakingly "I guess so...humans are strange" said North. Their pet DOGE Angle approached "bark bark nigga" she borked. "What is it girl you trying to say something?" Wubs said. "Bark bark niggaaaaaaaa" angle borked again but louder pointing at the screen at the humans crotches.

Wubs realized what was missing, she looked down her lower body region and noticed just a second pair of lips. Then she looked to north...who had his soup drinker.

"Should we re enact some of these acts?" Wubs said. Not a word was spoke and North was already naked. "Put your tentacles deep inside me!!!" She moaned. "My tentacles? W-Can't I use my penis instead?" North responded. "Peeeeenis North?" Wubs inquires "Y-yeah my penis look I'll show you!" North reached his hand down his pants. Wubs gasped "North! Is this really a good time to get out your soup drinker?! We're not even drinking soup right now!!"

North looked down to what he thought was his penis but it was just what looked like a fleshy straw. "Wait so this is not a penis! So what the fuck do I fuck with?!" Wubcake took Norths hands and caressed his hand where it started to bulge and tiny tentacles emerged same for Wubs. She connected their hands and started slapping her hand against his moaning. They went at it for 20 minutes till Norths hand exploded in blue substance covering Wubs completely. Wubcake fell silent...

"Well I guess it ain't so different after all......oh please don't tell anyone..." he said embarrassed after covering her in the blue substance.
July 21st 1 year ago...these two have been in a deep love for each other and have become the parents of their skype children. For a year they've heard the stories of butthole bread, Mermaids telling their daddy they love him, lewd Fanfictions and singing. And the nights and morning calls or messages making sure they wake up or go to sleep to start or end their day with "I love you". Best friends, Lovers, and M E M E machines. Here's to another year and more of Love for these two and let us wish them a soon happy anniversary. Have Four dozen eggs with some H A I R to honor their relationship.
I'm done with this depression shit man, it's so tiring I just want to be done. No more please.

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Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts, that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle.

I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save.

I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

Abraham Lincoln.
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DarthS4nchez Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! :) (Smile)
Feel free to check the rest of my gallery and watch me if you feel like doing so
Have a nice day! :D (Big Grin)
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime man! Will do!
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Sonoafafayon Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the watch!
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime!
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Godforoth Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2017
Thank's for the watch!
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime brother
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CorytheC Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thanks For The Fav by CorytheC  
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anytime ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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RubyCast Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2017
Thanks for the watch!
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