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A long time ago in a House far far away in England North was arguing with his son Ronnoc who was arguing with him over sexual positions like the crunchitize me captain or if Anal is even real sex. “Boi I will proceed to stick my reproductive organ into your dish of Boiled water with noodles and other livestock or vegetables” North was Taken aback “Child of mine....I am thousands and thousands of miles away from you, you wouldn’t make it to me.” Connoreah made a determined anime look “North Kun that is a challenge I cannot turn down!” Ronnoc ripped his clothes off revealing a body of an Olympian and ran with the speed of a Jet to the ocean where he placed himself into the perfect swimming position.
He sped like a torpedo with sheer raw strength across the ocean and stopped halfway to find a noble Steed! Ah! He has found a great white shark! That will do just fine! Ronnoc shot like a bullet down to the shark and slapped its teeth out with his 70 inch veiny coral and thrusted into its Gummy maw releasing the liquids of absorbed orphans. The shark become Cooperative and allowed his new master to mount him.
Ronnoc then took flight out of the water aboard his new shark friend! He could hear god save the Queen playing at ear shattering volume from a distance....he has made it! Ronnoc used his arms to flap like a bird to his destination making it there in just five minutes. He kicks down Norths door with a bewildered North shouting.
“What the fuck son how’d you get here!? And how’d you get so beefed like Arnold Swoletzinigga?!” Ronnoc wouldn’t hear it “Silence Father! For you know why I am here!” He turned to the steaming bowl of soup on Norths desk, he approached basking in its warm soupy glory. “Glory to the Empire” He screeched as he dunk his salty crustacean into his soup stirring the soup with his lewd German sausage adding extra flavor. “Tum tum rumble bumble!!” Ronnoc moaned as he spilled his Krab by patty formula into Norths soup.
North stood in awe.....”Son you have shown me you are worthy to become next in line for the throne!” Ronnoc swiftly raised a hand “nay father I do not desire the throne...I desire to be with my people!” Ronnoc began clapping his asscheeks and flew away back to the watery city of Asslettuce there he would breed the new generation of genetically modified Fish dicks.
END.
He sped like a torpedo with sheer raw strength across the ocean and stopped halfway to find a noble Steed! Ah! He has found a great white shark! That will do just fine! Ronnoc shot like a bullet down to the shark and slapped its teeth out with his 70 inch veiny coral and thrusted into its Gummy maw releasing the liquids of absorbed orphans. The shark become Cooperative and allowed his new master to mount him.
Ronnoc then took flight out of the water aboard his new shark friend! He could hear god save the Queen playing at ear shattering volume from a distance....he has made it! Ronnoc used his arms to flap like a bird to his destination making it there in just five minutes. He kicks down Norths door with a bewildered North shouting.
“What the fuck son how’d you get here!? And how’d you get so beefed like Arnold Swoletzinigga?!” Ronnoc wouldn’t hear it “Silence Father! For you know why I am here!” He turned to the steaming bowl of soup on Norths desk, he approached basking in its warm soupy glory. “Glory to the Empire” He screeched as he dunk his salty crustacean into his soup stirring the soup with his lewd German sausage adding extra flavor. “Tum tum rumble bumble!!” Ronnoc moaned as he spilled his Krab by patty formula into Norths soup.
North stood in awe.....”Son you have shown me you are worthy to become next in line for the throne!” Ronnoc swiftly raised a hand “nay father I do not desire the throne...I desire to be with my people!” Ronnoc began clapping his asscheeks and flew away back to the watery city of Asslettuce there he would breed the new generation of genetically modified Fish dicks.
END.
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Flash, and Timber we’re out in the woods camping. Flash was tending to the fire cooking his Fartasaurous Baked Beans when Timber pokes his head out like a penis head through foreskin. “Hey....you cold?” Flash glances back “a little bit” Timber gestures with a hand “why don’t you come inside”.
Flash enters the tent and plops down to his side resting his head on his arm with Timber laying next to him. Flash looks over his shoulder “hey man...no homo right?” Timber responds with “yeah man no homo we cool”
There was then an awkward silence when Timber reaches his arm over Flash’s lower region. Flash recoils “H-Hey man whatchu doing?!” “Relax man....just trying to grab some nuts.” Timber says as he pulls a bag of Cashews back over to his side.
The awkward silence continued when Flash then reaches over Timbers side rummaging around. “F-Flash! What are you doing?” “I just wanna eat some Penis!” Timber looked over bewildered “huh?” Flash holds up a bag of Peanuts “See....peanuts!” As they went back to laying in silence Timber broke the silence once again.
“I’ve been alone with you...inside my mind. And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times.” Flash darted his eyes around in confusion while Timber had his musical number. But then Flash sings along “I sometimes see you pass outside my door..”
They both shoot up and say at once “HELLO! Is it me you’re looking for!” Flash tears his shirt open revealing his HAIRY as FUCK chest “I can see it in your eyes!” Timber throws off his pants “I can see it in your smile” Flash lights candles “you’re all I ever wanted” Timber spreads Vaseline on his nipples pinching them “with my arms open wiiiide” Flash flings a bondage whip “cause you know just what to say” Timber pinches his nipple harder and moans. Flash then holds up a Gerbil “and you know just what to do”
“OH BABY” moans Timber as he sprays a bottle of lube over his chest. Flash opens a jar of peanut butter “and I wanna tell you so much....” Timber slides on a doctors glove and they both say at once “I love youuuuu” The tent starts rocking violently.
Fast forward to the present with Sunset Shimmers mortified face. “Yeah we caught a lot of fish...” Flash casually says “yeah...” Timber sniffs Flash “Black cod...” Sunset puts her hand to her mouth and excuses herself.
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Flash enters the tent and plops down to his side resting his head on his arm with Timber laying next to him. Flash looks over his shoulder “hey man...no homo right?” Timber responds with “yeah man no homo we cool”
There was then an awkward silence when Timber reaches his arm over Flash’s lower region. Flash recoils “H-Hey man whatchu doing?!” “Relax man....just trying to grab some nuts.” Timber says as he pulls a bag of Cashews back over to his side.
The awkward silence continued when Flash then reaches over Timbers side rummaging around. “F-Flash! What are you doing?” “I just wanna eat some Penis!” Timber looked over bewildered “huh?” Flash holds up a bag of Peanuts “See....peanuts!” As they went back to laying in silence Timber broke the silence once again.
“I’ve been alone with you...inside my mind. And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times.” Flash darted his eyes around in confusion while Timber had his musical number. But then Flash sings along “I sometimes see you pass outside my door..”
They both shoot up and say at once “HELLO! Is it me you’re looking for!” Flash tears his shirt open revealing his HAIRY as FUCK chest “I can see it in your eyes!” Timber throws off his pants “I can see it in your smile” Flash lights candles “you’re all I ever wanted” Timber spreads Vaseline on his nipples pinching them “with my arms open wiiiide” Flash flings a bondage whip “cause you know just what to say” Timber pinches his nipple harder and moans. Flash then holds up a Gerbil “and you know just what to do”
“OH BABY” moans Timber as he sprays a bottle of lube over his chest. Flash opens a jar of peanut butter “and I wanna tell you so much....” Timber slides on a doctors glove and they both say at once “I love youuuuu” The tent starts rocking violently.
Fast forward to the present with Sunset Shimmers mortified face. “Yeah we caught a lot of fish...” Flash casually says “yeah...” Timber sniffs Flash “Black cod...” Sunset puts her hand to her mouth and excuses herself.
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CORNIE DOGS
1 min read
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I WANT YOUR MEAT
FILL MY HOLES WITH ALL YOUR CORNY BEEF
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I FEEL SO WEAK
BRING MY HOLES ONTO THE VERY BRINK
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
GIVE ME BELIEF
I DON’T WANT NO TINY LITTLE QUEEF
I WANT YOUR MEAT
FILL MY HOLES WITH ALL YOUR CORNY BEEF
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I FEEL SO WEAK
BRING MY HOLES ONTO THE VERY BRINK
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
GIVE ME BELIEF
I DON’T WANT NO TINY LITTLE QUEEF
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The Ebolaween Sus party
4 min read
(Warning for all you new people: The paragraph and sentence structuring and all that fancy shit is butchered and awful cause I'm lazy and it just adds spice to the meat.)
It was a dark and gay as fuck stormy night, Boo Boo and Forkie were looking for the sus. But not before Angel took Yorkie by the hand and got close to her face. "Y-Yorkie...give me the fruit loops" Yorkie raised an eyebrow "hmm your wish is my command my kitten." She pulled back her cape revealing a giant bag of fruit loops. She opened the bag with the Force and began pouring it down upon Angels face. "U-u-uh Yorkie its pouring all over me...give me more of your cereal!" Yorkie intensified her her fruit looping to the point it was like a fire hose. Angel moaned with delight as she was given the sugary circle treat.
Wubcake then kicked down the door and crabwalked up in their crib and talked in this heavy southern accent like Sandy cheeks from sponge bob fucked a hillbilly using a Coke bottle as a condom. "HOWDY YAAAALL HOW BOUT WE GET THIS CRACKLE FRACKLE FUCK A DUCK CLUCK SHOW ON THE ROAD HERE PARTNER AAAAAY?" North followed behind looking like he was sleep deprived cause the new episode of his favorite Hentai didn't air yet so he had to eat moms spaghetti.
Alex and Connor walked the dinosaur into the room wearing cardboard boxes as clothes. "BUTTERED TOAST" said Connor from his vagina mouth. Wubcake began to twerk on the bed so hard the bed shook and just like that the bed was taking flight with everyone on it. "I CAN SHOW THE -BURP- SHINING SHIMMERING SEMEN" chanted Wubcake as the whole gang went on a magic bed time ride.
"A whole nude wooooorld!!" Sang Angel "BOI say what" Said Yorkie about the John Cena her clothes. "A whole nude Wooooorld!" Repeated Angel who was then sucked into the vacuum of Yorkies Fruitloop vault showing her endless collection of fruit loops. "Welcome....to my fruity kingdom." Said Yorkie sitting on a fruitloop throne Angel frolicked to Yorkie through the meadow of fruit loops joining her queen in her throne. As Angel sat on Yorkies lap York extended her arm and swayed it across the environment "come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination...."
North and Wubcake were harfing down marshmallows while Spanish soap operas played on the TV when North whipped his head over to Wubcake and blurted "I bet I can speak Spanish between your legs with marshmallows in my mouth." Wubs gasped "N-Northie Chan..." North went down on her till he evolved into the peak human being of the great master race of marshmallow men. This is what the gods always wanted this whole time. Mankind to evolve into the ultimate marshmallow.
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night we can feel the pain of not being a true marshmallow....that feel like we have failed the gods...failing ourselves to face our destiny as a species." A tear fell down Norths cheek as the strange narrator said this for he knew he was right. Wubcake then milked a cow and ate an onion meanwhile back in the fruitloop vault the kingdom started to flood with milk. Angel and Yorkie held onto the throne and looked at eachother then Yorkie spoke freely "I'll never let go Jack." "Oh Rose!" Angel squeaked as a sad flute played the titanic theme. Rest in Pepperidge farm Jack Sparrow.
But what was Connor and Alex doing this whole time? They were having a naked fist fight with Harambe and Grape Kun the Dead gorilla and Penguin. Connor used his handy Krav Maga training and subdued Grape Kun with precise hand to gland combat discipline. He pulled the grapes out of the penguins asshole and ended world hunger with them. The spooky scary skeletons came out to have spooky skeleton Sex and take it to the bone zone.
T H E
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EPILOGUE: "L-Lefou that's my!" Gaston was cut off by his long time friend as he stroked his one eyed snake with one hand and pressing a finger against his lips with the other. "Shhhh...there's no need..let me do all the work and you just relax." Lefou then slithered his tongue down Gastons body till he reached the tip of his C O C K.
END END.
It was a dark and gay as fuck stormy night, Boo Boo and Forkie were looking for the sus. But not before Angel took Yorkie by the hand and got close to her face. "Y-Yorkie...give me the fruit loops" Yorkie raised an eyebrow "hmm your wish is my command my kitten." She pulled back her cape revealing a giant bag of fruit loops. She opened the bag with the Force and began pouring it down upon Angels face. "U-u-uh Yorkie its pouring all over me...give me more of your cereal!" Yorkie intensified her her fruit looping to the point it was like a fire hose. Angel moaned with delight as she was given the sugary circle treat.
Wubcake then kicked down the door and crabwalked up in their crib and talked in this heavy southern accent like Sandy cheeks from sponge bob fucked a hillbilly using a Coke bottle as a condom. "HOWDY YAAAALL HOW BOUT WE GET THIS CRACKLE FRACKLE FUCK A DUCK CLUCK SHOW ON THE ROAD HERE PARTNER AAAAAY?" North followed behind looking like he was sleep deprived cause the new episode of his favorite Hentai didn't air yet so he had to eat moms spaghetti.
Alex and Connor walked the dinosaur into the room wearing cardboard boxes as clothes. "BUTTERED TOAST" said Connor from his vagina mouth. Wubcake began to twerk on the bed so hard the bed shook and just like that the bed was taking flight with everyone on it. "I CAN SHOW THE -BURP- SHINING SHIMMERING SEMEN" chanted Wubcake as the whole gang went on a magic bed time ride.
"A whole nude wooooorld!!" Sang Angel "BOI say what" Said Yorkie about the John Cena her clothes. "A whole nude Wooooorld!" Repeated Angel who was then sucked into the vacuum of Yorkies Fruitloop vault showing her endless collection of fruit loops. "Welcome....to my fruity kingdom." Said Yorkie sitting on a fruitloop throne Angel frolicked to Yorkie through the meadow of fruit loops joining her queen in her throne. As Angel sat on Yorkies lap York extended her arm and swayed it across the environment "come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination...."
North and Wubcake were harfing down marshmallows while Spanish soap operas played on the TV when North whipped his head over to Wubcake and blurted "I bet I can speak Spanish between your legs with marshmallows in my mouth." Wubs gasped "N-Northie Chan..." North went down on her till he evolved into the peak human being of the great master race of marshmallow men. This is what the gods always wanted this whole time. Mankind to evolve into the ultimate marshmallow.
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night we can feel the pain of not being a true marshmallow....that feel like we have failed the gods...failing ourselves to face our destiny as a species." A tear fell down Norths cheek as the strange narrator said this for he knew he was right. Wubcake then milked a cow and ate an onion meanwhile back in the fruitloop vault the kingdom started to flood with milk. Angel and Yorkie held onto the throne and looked at eachother then Yorkie spoke freely "I'll never let go Jack." "Oh Rose!" Angel squeaked as a sad flute played the titanic theme. Rest in Pepperidge farm Jack Sparrow.
But what was Connor and Alex doing this whole time? They were having a naked fist fight with Harambe and Grape Kun the Dead gorilla and Penguin. Connor used his handy Krav Maga training and subdued Grape Kun with precise hand to gland combat discipline. He pulled the grapes out of the penguins asshole and ended world hunger with them. The spooky scary skeletons came out to have spooky skeleton Sex and take it to the bone zone.
T H E
E N D
EPILOGUE: "L-Lefou that's my!" Gaston was cut off by his long time friend as he stroked his one eyed snake with one hand and pressing a finger against his lips with the other. "Shhhh...there's no need..let me do all the work and you just relax." Lefou then slithered his tongue down Gastons body till he reached the tip of his C O C K.
END END.
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The Great Halloween cumsplash
4 min read
It was October, the month of SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS! And cupcake slash and North alongside Angel and Alex were with Timber and Flash about to get their SPOOK on. They were changing into their costumes when Flash kicked down the door bare naked taking large steps exposing his veiny Womb broom to the inhabitants of the room.
"It's time to treat everyone to my COCKOLANTERN" Flash exclaimed. Timber was on him before anyone could say a word and he was rubbing candy corn all over his one eyed snake taking every gulp of an inch with enthusiasm. The others now in their costumes were chanting some weird cult shit with waving their pillow case candy bags like helicopter blades.
Angel in her rapper costume as her alter ego lil jizzy went "yo! Yo! His schlong is a bong and I ain't even hitting the gong but his name is fu hong the dong!" As she made the gangster sign for the Bloods. "Ye ye EAST SIDE HOMIE G PIMP DOG HO DONALDS!"
Cupcake dressed as a store manager holding a box of fruit loops and a jar of some blue substance splashed it on North. "It's not just some blue substance....it's siren sexual fluids." She said as she was on him like Donald Trump on Twitter going at him like Oprah on a baked ham. North dressed as James Bond whipped out his fleshy Walther PPK and fired several rounds as he revealed a BDSM suit underneath. "Bondage.....James Bondage." As he whipped Cupcake across her ass cheeks.
Alex was dressed as a carrot inserting his costumes head into flashes butt while Flash was getting his cannon SUCCED. "I'm at half mast!!" Yelled Flash as he pulls out a spooky skeleton and having it dance around the room by playing his special butt flute. "Ooh give me your butt spinach!" Moaned Timber as he deepthroated Flashes nuclear submarine. Suddenly a World War 2 era GI was outside the house removing KRAUTS with a mighty fine M1 Garand as it made its uterus quiverin PING sounds every time the clip went dry.
Angel held a gun up sideways wearing her bling blings and held a bag of skittles. "Ay boy I got the shit you got my shit yeah you got my shit while I got your shit now hand me your shit and I'll give you my shit so we can have a out shit NIGEL!" The candy dealer handed her some extra large BOO BOOs and she handed the BOI her skittles. "Yee home pillow beef roast thanks for the dank stuffz ha haaaaa." Angel then laughs cause BOO BOO.
Cupcake and North were already starting round 4 when Cupcake pulls out a giant crab. "Oh darling I've wanted to try this..." north smirked "hope you can handle this crab meat." Cupcake became so fucking moist she drowned the whole neighborhood with her vaginal fluids of doom. All the while Papa Juice of the butthole pizza restaurant was stuffing Tara Strongs old wrinkley Canadian asshole with pizza that had pineapple on it. "Mmmm" said Tara as she posted more political shit on her twitter. "This will definitely feel good in the morning."
Alex then crashed his jet into a tree shouting Alan Snackbar. Angel fucked a beaver while at the same time having a rap battle with Eminem. North and Cupcake were still doing the FUCC with a crab while Flash and Timber ascended into the heavens raining their seed upon the earth ready to birth Flash and Timber plants that'd breed a whole new master race of horny yellow orange men.
Obi Wan kenobi then jumped down out of now where like "Hello There..." Ruby was just watching TV as this all happened. "HUHUHUHUHUHUH WOODCOCK" Chuckled Cupcake as she pointed to a wooden cock on the ceiling.
Finish Line dressed as a bowl of noodles then joined the party with his friend dressed as his sonic the hedgehog OC they went down on eachother and had warm gooey chocolate sex by inserting candy into every orifice.
Connor however was getting his butt stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey by Nathan Fillion while he Gobbled his crunch bar.
Skeletons and witches and vampires and zombies then came out to enjoy the spooky Orgy. Vampires were putting garlic into the witches brothers dick holes and Zombies were putting their rotting brains into vaginas.
John Cena then super slammed his 1776 inch cock into the ground causing a cataclysmic event that killed everyone.
The End.
"It's time to treat everyone to my COCKOLANTERN" Flash exclaimed. Timber was on him before anyone could say a word and he was rubbing candy corn all over his one eyed snake taking every gulp of an inch with enthusiasm. The others now in their costumes were chanting some weird cult shit with waving their pillow case candy bags like helicopter blades.
Angel in her rapper costume as her alter ego lil jizzy went "yo! Yo! His schlong is a bong and I ain't even hitting the gong but his name is fu hong the dong!" As she made the gangster sign for the Bloods. "Ye ye EAST SIDE HOMIE G PIMP DOG HO DONALDS!"
Cupcake dressed as a store manager holding a box of fruit loops and a jar of some blue substance splashed it on North. "It's not just some blue substance....it's siren sexual fluids." She said as she was on him like Donald Trump on Twitter going at him like Oprah on a baked ham. North dressed as James Bond whipped out his fleshy Walther PPK and fired several rounds as he revealed a BDSM suit underneath. "Bondage.....James Bondage." As he whipped Cupcake across her ass cheeks.
Alex was dressed as a carrot inserting his costumes head into flashes butt while Flash was getting his cannon SUCCED. "I'm at half mast!!" Yelled Flash as he pulls out a spooky skeleton and having it dance around the room by playing his special butt flute. "Ooh give me your butt spinach!" Moaned Timber as he deepthroated Flashes nuclear submarine. Suddenly a World War 2 era GI was outside the house removing KRAUTS with a mighty fine M1 Garand as it made its uterus quiverin PING sounds every time the clip went dry.
Angel held a gun up sideways wearing her bling blings and held a bag of skittles. "Ay boy I got the shit you got my shit yeah you got my shit while I got your shit now hand me your shit and I'll give you my shit so we can have a out shit NIGEL!" The candy dealer handed her some extra large BOO BOOs and she handed the BOI her skittles. "Yee home pillow beef roast thanks for the dank stuffz ha haaaaa." Angel then laughs cause BOO BOO.
Cupcake and North were already starting round 4 when Cupcake pulls out a giant crab. "Oh darling I've wanted to try this..." north smirked "hope you can handle this crab meat." Cupcake became so fucking moist she drowned the whole neighborhood with her vaginal fluids of doom. All the while Papa Juice of the butthole pizza restaurant was stuffing Tara Strongs old wrinkley Canadian asshole with pizza that had pineapple on it. "Mmmm" said Tara as she posted more political shit on her twitter. "This will definitely feel good in the morning."
Alex then crashed his jet into a tree shouting Alan Snackbar. Angel fucked a beaver while at the same time having a rap battle with Eminem. North and Cupcake were still doing the FUCC with a crab while Flash and Timber ascended into the heavens raining their seed upon the earth ready to birth Flash and Timber plants that'd breed a whole new master race of horny yellow orange men.
Obi Wan kenobi then jumped down out of now where like "Hello There..." Ruby was just watching TV as this all happened. "HUHUHUHUHUHUH WOODCOCK" Chuckled Cupcake as she pointed to a wooden cock on the ceiling.
Finish Line dressed as a bowl of noodles then joined the party with his friend dressed as his sonic the hedgehog OC they went down on eachother and had warm gooey chocolate sex by inserting candy into every orifice.
Connor however was getting his butt stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey by Nathan Fillion while he Gobbled his crunch bar.
Skeletons and witches and vampires and zombies then came out to enjoy the spooky Orgy. Vampires were putting garlic into the witches brothers dick holes and Zombies were putting their rotting brains into vaginas.
John Cena then super slammed his 1776 inch cock into the ground causing a cataclysmic event that killed everyone.
The End.
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