Wubcake and Friends do the thing

Angel was making mud pies and poking ant hills with a dildo when she saw Wubcake walking up wearing a salmon suit. "BOI da fuk u waring m8" Angel said while wearing a horse mask. "FISH you know it's fuck a Fish day!" Wubcake said holding up a actual Salmon. North came running from the tree line butt ass naked at light speed as his ball sack slapped against his thighs. When he found his two bois he cracked open a cold one and took a shit down the ant hill so the queen ant can thrive her colony on his shit.

Alex was eating Taco Bell when a senile old faggot came barging in through the door raving about a tickling sensation in his asshole. "Woah slow down Maurice!" Alex said slamming his taco into the portal of hell. The old man turned to him "don't let your vagina just queef...let your vagina have relief" he gave Alex a tampon to put in his butthole whenever the butt goblins came out at night.

Meanwhile Angel, North, and Wubcake were talking about how Germans had sex and that it was a strange phenomenon. North interrupted them when he slams his dong onto a gong and summoned his schlong samurai's they whipped out their dickies and started flossing their asscracks with the tree bark they cut off with their wee wees. Angel did a 360 no scope on a dorito and Taco dropped the chip while Wubcake fought hand to gland combat against a well trained one eyed snake. When Wubcake put the snake in a chokehold and used deviant art fart fetish as her weapon the snake fucking died.

Angel played go fish with a gold fish and ate chicken nuggets and became a cinnamon too pure for the world and made her grand exit splashing everyone with white Icing.

North Gave Wubcake a seductive face and she returned his gaze with the same face. They knew what was next....buttcheek wrestling. They placed their asses together and began to clench and unclench their buttcheeks it was a battle so fierce that Earth itself began to clench its butt cheeks.

Alex was then slapping Maurice with a chuck of Corn and occasionally inserting it into his ear. Alex grabbed his ankles and lifted him off the ground and started slamming him against a moose who was farting grapes and pissing rice crispies.

Angel was tickling a woman's sausage wallet cause she was eating pineapple on Pizza. When she made a gruesome discovery...she found out what a Cloaca was! She screamed in terror and ran for the hills, her innocent eyes couldn't take it anymore! She ran all the way to Grandpas house where Grandpa Connor himself gave the best hugs and made the best Meatloaf. Grandpas hugs Turned Angel into a Demi god and she bent the whole space time continuum to her will.

North finished flossing his asscrack with the treebark and ran home with his WubWaifu to make tacos. Alex killed Maurice choking him with an onion. Ruby watched TV while Crystal was a actual crystal and blinded people whenever she was in direct sunlight.

Grandpa Connor told more War stories while taking his pills and eating dank memes with his butt. He was watching a porno of Flash and Timber flashing each other on the Television as his favorite scene started playing. Where Flash bent Timber over exposing his Ripe orange butthole and slammed his munchkin chalk deep into his anal cavity.

Everyone lived happily ever after except for Maurice...he's a faggot.