Wubcake and Norths Lewd Date

Wubcake and North were on a date to a river walk leaning over a bridge just staring off into city night. When North broke the silence "I don't like Sand... it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...." Wubcake just looked at him "That's not the only thing that's gonna get everywhere" she said in one of her mermaid colored people voices. Norths crumpets tingled at such lewd words "I say it's quite time to dip the chip into the dip." He said in the most elegant and Uterus trembling British accent. They returned back to their domain and did things. After that they watched a documentary about Sand.