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Wubcake and North Bridge the aliens that just chill on their ship orbiting earth out of sight. We're having hot alien kiss matches when out of curiosity wanted to know how humans mated. So Wubcake turned on the computer and went to humanity's handy dandy pornhub. They found a 18 and Covered in jizz video and watched it. As each minute passed they became more confused but suddenly terrified. "S-so this is how humans mate?!" Wubs said shakingly "I guess so...humans are strange" said North. Their pet DOGE Angle approached "bark bark nigga" she borked. "What is it girl you trying to say something?" Wubs said. "Bark bark niggaaaaaaaa" angle borked again but louder pointing at the screen at the humans crotches.
Wubs realized what was missing, she looked down her lower body region and noticed just a second pair of lips. Then she looked to north...who had his soup drinker.
"Should we re enact some of these acts?" Wubs said. Not a word was spoke and North was already naked. "Put your tentacles deep inside me!!!" She moaned. "My tentacles? W-Can't I use my penis instead?" North responded. "Peeeeenis North?" Wubs inquires "Y-yeah my penis look I'll show you!" North reached his hand down his pants. Wubs gasped "North! Is this really a good time to get out your soup drinker?! We're not even drinking soup right now!!"
North looked down to what he thought was his penis but it was just what looked like a fleshy straw. "Wait so this is not a penis! So what the fuck do I fuck with?!" Wubcake took Norths hands and caressed his hand where it started to bulge and tiny tentacles emerged same for Wubs. She connected their hands and started slapping her hand against his moaning. They went at it for 20 minutes till Norths hand exploded in blue substance covering Wubs completely. Wubcake fell silent...
"Well I guess it ain't so different after all......oh please don't tell anyone..." he said embarrassed after covering her in the blue substance.
Wubs realized what was missing, she looked down her lower body region and noticed just a second pair of lips. Then she looked to north...who had his soup drinker.
"Should we re enact some of these acts?" Wubs said. Not a word was spoke and North was already naked. "Put your tentacles deep inside me!!!" She moaned. "My tentacles? W-Can't I use my penis instead?" North responded. "Peeeeenis North?" Wubs inquires "Y-yeah my penis look I'll show you!" North reached his hand down his pants. Wubs gasped "North! Is this really a good time to get out your soup drinker?! We're not even drinking soup right now!!"
North looked down to what he thought was his penis but it was just what looked like a fleshy straw. "Wait so this is not a penis! So what the fuck do I fuck with?!" Wubcake took Norths hands and caressed his hand where it started to bulge and tiny tentacles emerged same for Wubs. She connected their hands and started slapping her hand against his moaning. They went at it for 20 minutes till Norths hand exploded in blue substance covering Wubs completely. Wubcake fell silent...
"Well I guess it ain't so different after all......oh please don't tell anyone..." he said embarrassed after covering her in the blue substance.
Adventures of Connor and North: the furious swim
A long time ago in a House far far away in England North was arguing with his son Ronnoc who was arguing with him over sexual positions like the crunchitize me captain or if Anal is even real sex. “Boi I will proceed to stick my reproductive organ into your dish of Boiled water with noodles and other livestock or vegetables” North was Taken aback “Child of mine....I am thousands and thousands of miles away from you, you wouldn’t make it to me.” Connoreah made a determined anime look “North Kun that is a challenge I cannot turn down!” Ronnoc ripped his clothes off revealing a body of an Olympian and ra
Flash and Timbers Brokeback mountain fishing trip
Flash, and Timber we’re out in the woods camping. Flash was tending to the fire cooking his Fartasaurous Baked Beans when Timber pokes his head out like a penis head through foreskin. “Hey....you cold?” Flash glances back “a little bit” Timber gestures with a hand “why don’t you come inside”.
Flash enters the tent and plops down to his side resting his head on his arm with Timber laying next to him. Flash looks over his shoulder “hey man...no homo right?” Timber responds with “yeah man no homo we cool”
There was then an awkward silence when Timber reaches his arm over F
CORNIE DOGS
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I WANT YOUR MEAT
FILL MY HOLES WITH ALL YOUR CORNY BEEF
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
I FEEL SO WEAK
BRING MY HOLES ONTO THE VERY BRINK
CORNIE DOGS CORNIE DOGS
GIVE ME BELIEF
I DON’T WANT NO TINY LITTLE QUEEF
The Ebolaween Sus party
(Warning for all you new people: The paragraph and sentence structuring and all that fancy shit is butchered and awful cause I'm lazy and it just adds spice to the meat.)
It was a dark and gay as fuck stormy night, Boo Boo and Forkie were looking for the sus. But not before Angel took Yorkie by the hand and got close to her face. "Y-Yorkie...give me the fruit loops" Yorkie raised an eyebrow "hmm your wish is my command my kitten." She pulled back her cape revealing a giant bag of fruit loops. She opened the bag with the Force and began pouring it down upon Angels face. "U-u-uh Yorkie its pouring all over me...give me more of your cereal!" Yo
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